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EHM-1671 Ben:
Sorry, that was just me being picky ;D

EHM-1760 Sven:


first from ww.Luftfahrt.net two and three from  www.flighthumor.com

best jokes:

(Two figther aircrafts in formation flight)
Zwei Düsenjäger fliegen in Formation:

Right Pilot:
    "Counting down. On zero turn left!"
Left Pilot:
    "Did you say 'left'?"
Right Pilot:
    "Right!"
Left Pilot:
    "Right..."

(...Cause enough for a small modest subscription from Zurich (ZRH). I sat in a C-172 and listened to the radio communication, than following happened: )

...Anlass genug fur einen kleinen bescheidenen Beitrag aus Zurich (ZRH). Ich sass in einer C-172 und hörte mir den Funkverkehr so mit, als folgendes geschah:

(A little introduction from Zurich at this morning: )

Eine kurze Beschreibung von Zurich an dem Morgen:

Take-off RWY 28
Landing RWY 16, alternate 14

Tower:Alitalia 194 - taxi to rwy 28, hold short
AZ194:Ahhh, yes, taxi to rwy 28
Tower:AZ194, cleared for take-off
AZ194:Ahhh, two minutes, need preflight (checks)

(30 seconds later: )

30 Sekunden später:

Tower:Alitalia 194, YOU ARE CLEARED FOR TAKE OFF NOW.
AZ194:Ehmmm, yes, yes, take off in two minutes

(In the meantime: Rwy 16 had a 737 with a flat tyre, Rwy 14
was overloaded, so a 767 from Cincinnati toke Rwy 28. The crew of the 767 was around 8 houres en route... )

...In der Zwischenzeit: Rwy 16 hatte eine 737 mit einem Platten, Rwy 14 war überlastet, also nahm man eine 767 von Cincinnati auf 28. Die Crew der 767 war nun 8 Stunden unterwegs...

Tower:Alitalia 194, expedite take-off, we have Delta 767 final on 28 2 miles!
AZ194:Ahhh, we need 30 more seconds...
DL104:Hey Spaghetti, take-off or I'll f*** you from behind!

(I couldn't recover in the cockpit - the AZ194 toke off like a Space Shuttle...)

Ich konnte mich im Cockpit kaum erholen - die AZ194 hob Space-Shuttle mässig ab... (Story by Salvatore Baia)

(translation by me)

EHM-1612 Paolo:
Spaghetti.......so funny....:!

EHM-0641 Rico:
hahahah!!!  rofl @ the "Spaghetti" .!  ;D

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