Now, this might be old, I don't know, but I just found them and I thought for those who haven't seen it before, it might give us a good laugh!
Basically, it's what the title says. 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...
Airplanes can kill you quickly. Women take their time.
Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go'.
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
Airplanes can be flown in any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care how many other airplanes you've flown before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you like looking at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
