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Title: 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...
Post by: EHM-1883 Matt on May 29, 2008, 11:36:48 pm

Now, this might be old, I don't know, but I just found them and I thought for those who haven't seen it before, it might give us a good laugh!

Basically, it's what the title says. 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...

Airplanes can kill you quickly. Women take their time.
Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go'.
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
Airplanes can be flown in any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care how many other airplanes you've flown before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you like looking at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Title: 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...
Post by: EHM-2272 Callum on May 30, 2008, 09:28:03 am

;D Haha!

Title: 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...
Post by: EHM-0948 Bruno on May 30, 2008, 05:32:50 pm

Perfect Matt!


... but don't tell my girlfriend I told this :$

Title: 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...
Post by: EHM-1829 Trevor on May 30, 2008, 07:55:08 pm

Nice one M ;D

Title: 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...
Post by: EHM-1001 Robert on May 30, 2008, 09:47:13 pm

Perfect end of a relaxing night ;D

Title: 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...
Post by: EHM-2155 Mariano on May 30, 2008, 11:03:49 pm

Dont tell your girlfriend? Ha!
Im gonna use each one of those reasons on my msn's personal message for everyone (including Ms. Mariano) to see :D

Title: 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...
Post by: EHM-0948 Bruno on May 30, 2008, 11:55:54 pm

LOL ..

You can do that ... and she will open the cabin door about FL330. Don't say I didn't warned you.

Title: 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...
Post by: EHM-1749 Hector on May 31, 2008, 12:51:31 am

Hi, my name is Margot. I am Hector's wife.
We enjoyed very much this post.
It was my pleasure meeting Hector's friends.

P.S Hector is in the kitchen preparing his own dinner and wondering how can an airplane do that. And the breakfast tomorrow.

Title: 15 reasons why Airplanes are better than women...
Post by: EHM-2155 Mariano on June 01, 2008, 01:18:02 am

Margot, dont be silly. Airplanes can't serve dinner and breakfast.






Thats what flight attendants are for.