first from ww.Luftfahrt.net two and three from
www.flighthumor.combest jokes:
(Two figther aircrafts in formation flight)Zwei Düsenjäger fliegen in Formation:
Right Pilot:
"Counting down. On zero turn left!"
Left Pilot:
"Did you say 'left'?"
Right Pilot:
"Right!"
Left Pilot:
"Right..."
(...Cause enough for a small modest subscription from Zurich (ZRH). I sat in a C-172 and listened to the radio communication, than following happened: )...Anlass genug fur einen kleinen bescheidenen Beitrag aus Zurich (ZRH). Ich sass in einer C-172 und hörte mir den Funkverkehr so mit, als folgendes geschah:
(A little introduction from Zurich at this morning: )Eine kurze Beschreibung von Zurich an dem Morgen:
Take-off RWY 28
Landing RWY 16, alternate 14
Tower:Alitalia 194 - taxi to rwy 28, hold short
AZ194:Ahhh, yes, taxi to rwy 28
Tower:AZ194, cleared for take-off
AZ194:Ahhh, two minutes, need preflight (checks)
(30 seconds later: )30 Sekunden später:
Tower:Alitalia 194, YOU ARE CLEARED FOR TAKE OFF NOW.
AZ194:Ehmmm, yes, yes, take off in two minutes
(In the meantime: Rwy 16 had a 737 with a flat tyre, Rwy 14
was overloaded, so a 767 from Cincinnati toke Rwy 28. The crew of the 767 was around 8 houres en route... )...In der Zwischenzeit: Rwy 16 hatte eine 737 mit einem Platten, Rwy 14 war überlastet, also nahm man eine 767 von Cincinnati auf 28. Die Crew der 767 war nun 8 Stunden unterwegs...
Tower:Alitalia 194, expedite take-off, we have Delta 767 final on 28 2 miles!
AZ194:Ahhh, we need 30 more seconds...
DL104:Hey Spaghetti, take-off or I'll f*** you from behind!
(I couldn't recover in the cockpit - the AZ194 toke off like a Space Shuttle...)Ich konnte mich im Cockpit kaum erholen - die AZ194 hob Space-Shuttle mässig ab... (Story by Salvatore Baia)
(translation by me)
